jonnyswamp

I won't pester him, I would think the delivery would be a bit prohibitive for me, would like peoples thoughts on brands though

Yeah I've read about them, not fussed on the price though

You've gone stir crazy mate

Now I've got my alternator problem sorted (cheers Zook) I will be replacing my one house battery (dying due to alt problem) with 2 new ones of around 100 AH each The idea being one for the windlass and one for the rest of the electrics. I'll probably go with a pair Numax XV31MF as these fit in the battery well, unless anyone can recommend a better alternative (both of these batteries need to be 175mm x 330mm max to fit in the well) I also want to fit a new starter battery and am open to suggestions as to something suitable to spin over a 4.2l diesel straight 6 The size of this battery isn't really an issue as I have to make a tray for it Any thoughts ?

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

"It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.

"Daddy, why do people hang horses?" asked my daughter. "Nobody hangs horses, darling," I consoled her in my lap. "Who told you that people hang horses?" "I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse."

Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.

No

I didn't think he had that many friends, must have a big family

We need a face palm emoji thing

Luke, I don't usually turn on a fellow Taff, but they are terrible 1/10 for effort

A man is sitting on a train opposite a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she hasn't got any knickers on. The blonde realizes he is staring and asks, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I"m sorry," replies the man,and promises to stop looking "It"s quite alright," replies the woman, "It"s very talented, watch this, I"ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely stunned, asks what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!"

A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over "How's the second-hand pussy?" Quick as a flash, her lover replies "Great! After the first three inches, it's like brand new."

Sex has gone downhill with the wife, so I bought her a dildo. "It looks like a carrot!" she said Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlour, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

There was a great white spotted in Cornwall recently apparently https://images.app.goo.gl/iVEFcVwdnPD9apUV7 It ate 3 girl surfers

http://www.vmdieselspecialist.com/ I have no affiliation to this company, but if you own an Arvor 250 and it has this engine, this company may be worth a call EDIT I meant call them if you need spares etc, not just for a chat or moan about the weather 😄

I keep a diary on the boat and fill it in with catches, tide times/height etc when I'm out Got a lot more blank pages this year

Excellent, she looks pleased as punch and I dare say one proud dad behind the camera 👍