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jonnyswamp

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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Just been told off   
    Sent a guy a private message on the other forum directing him here after he had no replies to a question he posted regarding C-map
    Had a PM of the mod, that I was recruiting for another forum and it was banned
    I replied saying I was only offering advice because no-one had replied on the thread and that there were some knowledgeable people on this forum who could probably help
    So either the guy reported me or they are monitoring all messages
    I'm deeply offended
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Boat sound systems/Music on board   
    No, it's me and my twin sister
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Boat sound systems/Music on board   
    I have a Fusion that was in the boat when I bought it
    I only recently found out that the front facia tilted forward which revealed an ipod that the previous owner left 
    I don't think I would pay that sort of money if I had to fit one now
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    jonnyswamp reacted to GPSguru in English lockdown   
    Hmm ............... that is going to go down well with the Taff's ............... Drakeford and Wee cranky now need to fall in line ..............FFS we are one nation ...........
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from JonC in Boat sound systems/Music on board   
    I have a Fusion that was in the boat when I bought it
    I only recently found out that the front facia tilted forward which revealed an ipod that the previous owner left 
    I don't think I would pay that sort of money if I had to fit one now
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Geoff in Advertising   
    Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.
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    jonnyswamp reacted to suzook12 in What batteries   
    Varta LA80 looks good, 4 year warranty.
    Car/Leisure batteries I am struggling with, especially as I have to buy them 4 at a time.....
    2 year warranty yuasa M31 100s
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    jonnyswamp reacted to Andy135 in What batteries   
    I had a similar challenge JS - I wanted to replace the boat batteries but needed to fit within the existing battery boxes (same dimensions as yours - guessing they're the yellow top boxes?)
    I went with G7 Varta Blue Dynamic 12V 95Ah batteries in the end - direct replacement for the batteries that were already there.
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    jonnyswamp reacted to suzook12 in What batteries   
    It seems the space JS has is the standard size for "marine " batteries. He also needs at least one to be dual purpose or start type battery. I don't know what budget JS has so the 2 I've posted are sort of medium to high end.
    Ive used Varta before and rate them, I've used Yuasa before and highly rate them, have used Numax and not so keen, their bike batteries are shite! In fact, so shite, I wont sell them......
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in When it’s not your time to die   
    Fuck me 
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from JDP in Advertising   
    Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Advertising   
    Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Horse play   
    "Daddy, why do people hang horses?" asked my daughter. "Nobody hangs horses, darling," I consoled her in my lap. "Who told you that people hang horses?" "I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse."
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in New dad   
    "It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Geoff in Kids eh?   
    A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Kids eh?   
    A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from ever optimistic in New dad   
    "It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from ever optimistic in Horse play   
    "Daddy, why do people hang horses?" asked my daughter. "Nobody hangs horses, darling," I consoled her in my lap. "Who told you that people hang horses?" "I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse."
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from ever optimistic in Advertising   
    Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.
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    jonnyswamp reacted to Odyssey in What batteries   
    Bit of both. 
     
    Promotive Silver are in my boat. 
     
    Most leisure batteries are just thicker plates to help cope with discharge. But a “normal” batteries are fine as house batteries 
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    jonnyswamp reacted to Saintly Fish in What batteries   
    Again, if you ask @suzook12 he has just set up some kind of trade deal with a battery company. He might be of help again? 
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Saintly Fish in New dad   
    "It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
  23. Haha
    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Saintly Fish in Advertising   
    Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.
  24. Haha
    jonnyswamp got a reaction from suzook12 in New dad   
    "It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
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    jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Trying harder   
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