jonnyswamp
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Geoff in Advertising
Got offered sex today, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Horse play
"Daddy, why do people hang horses?" asked my daughter. "Nobody hangs horses, darling," I consoled her in my lap. "Who told you that people hang horses?" "I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse."
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jonnyswamp reacted to Andy135 in Wreckfinder
Hmm, I reckon Luke himself will be under house arrest for crimes against humour...
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Saintly Fish in Meme of the day (or anything else amusing)
I didn't think he had that many friends, must have a big family
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Odds and Sods
Luke, I don't usually turn on a fellow Taff, but they are terrible
1/10 for effort
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Saintly Fish in Odds and Sods
Luke, I don't usually turn on a fellow Taff, but they are terrible
1/10 for effort
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jonnyswamp reacted to Odyssey in What's on your fishing bucket list?
I’ve found some girl surfers to be quite tasty.... so I don’t blame the shark for wanting a nibble 🤔🙄
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from MegaByte in Ex-wife
A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over "How's the second-hand pussy?" Quick as a flash, her lover replies "Great! After the first three inches, it's like brand new."
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from iowspence in What's on your fishing bucket list?
There was a great white spotted in Cornwall recently apparently
https://images.app.goo.gl/iVEFcVwdnPD9apUV7
It ate 3 girl surfers
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Little donkey
Sex has gone downhill with the wife, so I bought her a dildo. "It looks like a carrot!" she said Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in What's on your fishing bucket list?
There was a great white spotted in Cornwall recently apparently
https://images.app.goo.gl/iVEFcVwdnPD9apUV7
It ate 3 girl surfers
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Saintly Fish in What's on your fishing bucket list?
There was a great white spotted in Cornwall recently apparently
https://images.app.goo.gl/iVEFcVwdnPD9apUV7
It ate 3 girl surfers
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jonnyswamp reacted to Odyssey in Odyssey
A few a found on my phone of the interior. No stripy cushions!
It’s a bit different to the usual Evos in that i have a long cabin. There are 2 on FAFB which are the normal short cabin longer deck shaft drive versions
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jonnyswamp reacted to ever optimistic in boat piccy's as requested
will put up more pics when I have them
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jonnyswamp reacted to GPSguru in Bluefin
It certainly is Andy ...... so much so, that I used to commute by train 4 days a week to London for 15 years ...............glad to be retired now !
The run down to the Skerries passes some stunning coastline.
Apart from Plaice by the bucket load, there are a number of species on the Banks ............
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Andy135 in Mercruiser 230hp "black engine" spares etc
http://www.vmdieselspecialist.com/
I have no affiliation to this company, but if you own an Arvor 250 and it has this engine, this company may be worth a call
EDIT
I meant call them if you need spares etc, not just for a chat or moan about the weather 😄
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jonnyswamp got a reaction from Saintly Fish in Mercruiser 230hp "black engine" spares etc
http://www.vmdieselspecialist.com/
I have no affiliation to this company, but if you own an Arvor 250 and it has this engine, this company may be worth a call
EDIT
I meant call them if you need spares etc, not just for a chat or moan about the weather 😄
