Saintly Fish

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Every days a weekend for the retired!! Im not jealous though.

That's this joke posted by Andy. Think Geoff has lost it

I had a spoon joke?

All part of the learning curve mate. Don't be too down about it. Next time you'll most probably smash it!!

You outed @JonC?

Not bad I suppose.

Don't be sad, your master plan is working out a treat!

@Andy135 your genius is noted!!

Good that your still getting into the codling!

Nice one @Abozzy. Two good fish.! Jon...... push the button!

Oh yeah........and you're barred!! 😉

Nice one @Josh. You puts in the effort and gets the rewards. Top angling once again!

Nice one Scott. Sounds like a great day out. So spurs are a pack hunter that hit and run. I'd love to tick them off the list!

I do like chips, but a 4lb codling is still a baby and holds the potential to keep the Solent cod alive!! just doing my bit!

His finest hour..

I recently spent £6,500 on a young registered Black Angus Bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . . . . but they taste like peppermint.

I went fishing solo today. Caught a 4lb codling first drop. It came to a small bait of squid ring about the size of an old 50p coin. I let it go to grow strong. And it returned beautifully. That was it. Mission accomplished. Rest of the day was dogs and tings. weather was great, and the Solent smooth. What more could a man ask for on a Friday?

Spite does not equal comedy!

Don't hold back on my account Mike. It's all fair in here! Anyway, Andy's just pissed because I've chalked up another one of his targets. You watch, he will be out furiously all weekend trying not to be out done!!

Yep, a proper legend!! RIP meat

Sad (you've been told before, stick to the geek stuff 👨🏼‍🦰 and leave the comedy to those that can). -5/10

This is the humour section. I think you posted in the wrong place.

No, it's time to sell the jeep.