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Saintly Fish

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  1. If he had an outboard he'd get places before fingers froze!
  2. Probably easier to put your hands in the water. disclaimer, this is not actually advice.
  3. Yep. Oh that reminds me, about that hoodie money you sent......
  4. Yes not that you'd know it though. Mind you, he's not had his invoice yet! ££££££££££££'s
  5. Don't piss on my parade 👨🏼‍🦰
  6. Hope you rubbed some rag worm juice in it to sooth the pain!!
  7. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣think I just wet my pants
  8. No, I thought that was you in your wrestling suit!
  9. I know, the truth hurts Mike! Sorry you've had to wait all this time (not because Pugwash is slow) to find out. 🤷🏻‍♂️
  10. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow..
  11. Bollox Anyway, by the time Pugwash gets there they would have turned brown and mouldy!
  12. I bet if they did a "traditional roast dinner" flavour you'd be all over it Geoff.
  13. I have a pair of these https://www.fishingmegastore.com/gloves/ron-thompson-cross-water-gloves~6635.html?&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=SHP_GR20&housecode=SV8706&gclid=Cj0KCQiA15yNBhDTARIsAGnwe0WbkiKpGGmP_l-hsuW-lspJaa9dXXcpyJoI19dVl96tYtmGg-yTPkkaApDJEALw_wcB they're ok.
  14. So, I could do with some idea of numbers here before I contact the skipper. Can peeps please register interest (if any?). So far Suzook12 + 1 Saintly fish + 1
  15. Btw @suzook12 you don't have to be sorry if you agree with me on something.
  16. Good man. Steak and beer at Poole then!! You cannot beat the perfection of Mother Nature, meat how it was designed to taste.
  17. No, but they sound good. I had a couple of charcoal ones that barely got warm and left black powder all over your hands. I also have a couple for the charcoal bar ones that you light and put into an insulated tin. But I can never get the buggers to stay alight.
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