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Saintly Fish

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  1. Yeah but @suzook12is a guy that’s easily pleased. So he don’t count.
  2. Welcome to the forum Gary. loads of info to be picked at. Enjoy.
  3. Welcome to the forum Steve. Hope you get stuck in and enjoy.
  4. Maybe google sea shanties, bet theres a ditty about it somewhere.
  5. Ha, that’s rich coming from you! #worststandupinhistory
  6. I’m sure Luke will be more forthcoming with info, but from what I have read it’s the jet systems that are unreliable. Something to do with blocking up easily. As always though, I’m happy to be schooled!
  7. Doesn’t a jet drive allow access to much shallower grounds? why would you want to?
  8. Only with sweat chilli dip though.
  9. You never know your luck Jon. One day, it’s not too far fetched is it? If you didn’t dislike my cushions I’d offer to take you. Never mind.
  10. An old man is walking in town and sees a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row "Oh, my goodness", says the hooker, breathless "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!” Says the old man: “Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible..”
  11. As nice as the 👨🏼‍🦰👽 boat is, it’s not in the running. Mines ahead of his!
  12. You’ve had your crown stolen from you @Maverick. You no longer have the poshest boat. Still, a great 2nd place!
  13. And nufing....🤷🏻‍♂️👨🏼‍🦰👽🧠
  14. That’s soooooo middle class darling.
  15. Butterkist toffee all day long.
  16. You don’t have much luck do you, this ones fallen over.
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