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Saintly Fish

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  1. And for a small fee I'll happily check it over for you to make sure all is legit!
  2. Well a mate of mine had one of his engine mounts break whilst under way. So the engine was lifted and mounts replaced etc. when they put the engine back in they used feeler gauges and it was off by a couple of mm. It caused terrible vibration through the shaft, so much so that he had to get it laser aligned. Never been a problem since.
  3. It's all tax deductible so go for the £30!
  4. I hope you will get the engine laser aligned. Just a mm or two out and you'll have problems.
  5. You are generalising there Jon. Dont tar every football fan with the same brush. I could say the same about rugby and the "Arm/Navy" idiots. There is a fool element to every sport........ and yes, even cricket!
  6. In all my years of watching football I don't ever recall one player kissing another. Hugs and man love cuddles yeah, but never tongues. Or butt sniffing. Rugby is a game played by thugs and cavemen. There is not even any skill to it.
  7. Yes that's true in your first post. If it had stayed at that then that would be fair enough and your commitment would not have been counted. However, this is commitment as far as I am concerned....... Suzook12 + 1 Saintly fish + 1 Mick You added your name, not me. But being the lovely mild mannered chap I am, self isolating for a friends health is actually the only excuse I will 100% accept. So you're off the hook. The others..........? Meh
  8. No, me neither. Just goes to show what a bunch of non committal fishermen can do to a guy!!
  9. For all those coming (me and Leo) this trip has been cancelled due to expected high winds tomorrow!
  10. I use a fusion head set with DAB/FM and Bluetooth tu my iPhone for Spotify /Apple Music etc.
  11. On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the Bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut! Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
  12. We don't have hard and fast rules here. @Andy135 will sweep up any spills! 🤣
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