ever optimistic

perhaps we should all hail to his superior humour

not an ice thought

11 hours ago, Geoff said:

6/10, this one will not run like the egg yoke. sorry joke. Geoff.

and that's snow joke.

just to add my two pennyworth, for shallow water I use a food processor to mince old fish and baits into a sludge(add a little water or fish oil if it is too thick) the put into ziplock bags, about 6''x4'' I think, whilst filling the bags add a few stones to ensure it sinks then freeze. I find it a good way to have a constant stream of ground bait , just cut the bag of the frozen lump and chuck a little upstream of the boat and it should land right under the back of the boat right where the baits are. 

he sure cooked his goose with that one

46 minutes ago, JonC said:

It’s got a poultry theme. 
This will give you something to make you think about your crappie jokes. 

 

vegetarian xmas dinner for me then. where's the barfing emoji ?

or we could just duck the issue

perhaps this should take a different rhode on an island in the red sea

fell off my perch  laughing

or we could hatch a plan and tell no one

3 minutes ago, Andy135 said:

We're infinitely close to one, I agree.

should be a claws that we all agree first, if not I fear problems when the chicken come home to roost.

its all to much , I can't coop with it.

I feel a tangent coming on, 

1 minute ago, Saintly Fish said:

Yes we are down to the bear giblets I’m afraid. 

we are struggling with hen jokes , please don't bring bears into it. 

there will be a new crop of jokes then

it's all spur of the moment, 

this humour is getting a little paultry now ,

you . you clucking cock.

we are just going on a wing and a prayer now, time to leg it, in time to a DRUMstick ?, if this is to much please keep me abreast of the situation, with all this abuse he will  have us up before the beak,

be nice to luke or he will be too scared to post more jokes or should I say he will be too chicken to post more.🐓

with his jokes he has to be.😁😁

would his jokes improve if someone helped him to get layed.

5 hours ago, GaryGas said:

I hope to be moving her to Aberaeron. If that fails I will move her to Aberystwyth.

  

hi again gary , personally I think Aberystwyth would be your best bet . you have the patches reef which covers a very large area with some very good fishing on and around it,