ever optimistic
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ever optimistic reacted to Geoff in Gps,Geoff and Malc beware.!!
They will probably give your dinghy to a group of about 50 men and then escort them out for 12 miles to the waiting UK border force to ensure their safe channel crossing! Geoff.
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ever optimistic reacted to Saintly Fish in Owning up.
I recently joined the 'Owning Up to Flatulence Club'.
It's not for the 'ain't farted'.
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ever optimistic reacted to GPSguru in Late for Church
A little old lady is late for church and settles into a pew at the back just as the priest is saying, "And anyone who has recently committed adultery should stand up." Being somewhat hard of hearing, she asks the boy next to her to repeat what the priest just said. "He asked everyone who wants a mint to stand up." The boy replied mischievously.
The old lady unsteadily gets to her feet, much to the priest's horror. "At your age?" He exclaims, "You should be ashamed!" The old lady swiftly retorts, "Just because I don't have any teeth left doesn't mean I can't suck on something from time to time!"
