ever optimistic

I was just about to chuck a few left over mackerel in the freezer for shark bait from the beach tomorrow when I thought why not snap a quick pic of the fish you miss throughout winter. Mackerel at the moment are in numbers Ive never seen before, they reach from the surface to the bottom in 150m of water and as far as you can see shimmering on the surface. 
Did get some dolphin fish, kingfish and hefty sharks steeling some of our catch but it was these little mac's I thought you guys might like to see!!!!
 
 

 
 
 

Well it made me laugh out loud
 

She an offshore 25 with a cat 3126 350hp in her great boat for fishing on 

Two neighbours ..................
One woman said to the other............... " Your Johnny is out there pissing in the snow"
To which the other woman said ........... " that's OK, it is what boys do"
The other woman replied .......... " But it is in my Mary's handwriting"

Original Shetland Alaska 500 with 2-stroke mercury 75hp used to fish mainly in the south east

My first and only ever confer caught between northney  marina and ALDERNEY on a very good charter boat estimated at a good 85lb the ling in picture is 30+lb fish 

A fellow was chatting to his best mate in the pub and asked - if I made love to your wife and she became pregnant and had a child, would that make you my cousin? His mate thought about it for a moment and replied - no, but it would make us even! Geoff.☺️

Just heard a Dr. on TV saying that during this period of isolation while staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot.
 
One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.
 
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest
in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
 
She hung around and eventually the builders,
all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.
 
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea
and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
 
They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.
 
At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope
- containing two pounds in 10p coins.
 
The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested
that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.
 
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl
telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
 
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
 
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with
Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'
 
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier,
'And will you be working on the house again next week?'
 
The child thought for a moment.
Then she said seriously:
'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks.
 

I was sat on the end of the bed last night, pulling my boxers off and the wife said to me
 
You spoil those dogs 

One month before I landed the Dog Tooth Tuna a guy lost it, I sent him his jig and a tooth in the post.
The Big Eye Tuna took a 4 inch lure.
The Bluefin from Cape Cod - is what hopefully we can fish for in the U.K. soon.

agree with SID, i have used wicked a couple of times and excellent service and quality product.

Update....
New decals ordered 🙂 Just waiting for postman to drop off now 🙂 
The one with white background will on side of cabin. 
 
The one with the dark background is what it’ll look on the stern (Gel coat is quite dark).
350 x 660mm each side, 600 x 1140mm, on the stern. £100 all in including design and postage. A lot cheaper than Funkymonkey...
Looking forward to seeing the results now 🙂 
If nothing else it makes Emma happy that she has added her touch to the boat.... especially as it didn’t include curtains or cushions!!!! 

just as well it got away, can't imagine the size of frying pan you would need for a bus.

Well Luke ................... a CFL (Curved Fork Length) of a little over 109" is the number to beat .............. you can work out the weight 👍
I was going to go out today, but I have a minor cold and I need to be on top form for my hospital eye surgery assessment  in a week or so time................. however, I had 2 phone calls from boats that were out, (one was a charter) telling me that the Tuna were smashing the Whiting at 3 miles out  ............. the charter offered to come in and pick me up, but I unfortunately had to decline as I need my eyes fixed el pronto ...............