ever optimistic

I was minding my own business driving down the road the other day when the car in front of me suddenly stopped, and I went right up the back of it. Then a dwarf got out of the driver's side and tapped on my window. As I lowered my window, he said, "I am not happy." I said, "Which one are you then?"

Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.