ever optimistic

Well happy 🙂 
Only had one new rod before and that was a budget downtider.... 
I most likely won’t buy a new rod again so this will need to do 40 years 🤣🤣

More pics later..... 
First impression.... 😍😍😍😍

not forgetting you also need to be a world class mind reader for the times she has the miseries because you allegedly forgot something she said last week when you know damn well she didn't say it.

not forgetting you also need to be a world class mind reader for the times she has the miseries because you allegedly forgot something she said last week when you know damn well she didn't say it.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Let him have his space.
2. Sleep with him.
3. Be his best friend.
4. Don't bother him about his
movements.
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

I rang my missus and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on the way home and she just grunted
I think she regrets letting me name the twins
 
Nicked from elsewhere, but made I chuckle

May 4th be with you 😉 

My teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia. Well, I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase now. Fuck you Mr McPherson

Hi all,
Just joined and thought I would share my little boat as I see its the thing to do haha,
Shes a little Microplus 461 with a 50hp Mercury on the back, she was yellow and filthy but I've spent a few weeks sorting her out and doesn't look too shabby now, see what you think ?

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asked. 
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
 "Love dress? But you're naked!”
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.”
The mother-in-law left.
 When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner." 
He never heard the gunshot.