captin slows old outlaw

its so tru

1 hour ago, Odyssey said:

1wunder what mr trump would do with this tec

19 hours ago, Andy135 said:

Nissan were saying it was a manufacturing error, but I daresay corrosion won't have helped either.

Interesting that this sort of chassis damage occurs across manufacturers. Seems like an inherent design flaw... aided and abetted by the Great British Weather.

Personally I blame Brexit 🫢😱🤣

you would

wellcome ralph,

dont wurry about them there bark is  worse then there bite. but it is all in the best possible tast.😆

but there is a lote  of help when you whont it. some times tung in cheak

3 hours ago, Geoff said:

I wouldn't go that far Pete. Geoff. 😉

he carnt be all that bad as he catches all them fish😃

10 hours ago, Geoff said:

That's not fair Neil - He doesn't know any, but I do think that now he is under Ems influence things may improve with a little encouragement. Geoff.

do you mean there is hope for him🥇

5 hours ago, Odyssey said:

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten".

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted".

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old friend.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old chums simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin gradually realised that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam to Kristian's home.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again".

Kristian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner".

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed..."

"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian!!..lol

ill give it 5/10

6 hours ago, JDP said:

No excuse, buy a shovel or fork, which you can also use for bait digging when she's gone. Two birds with one stone.

have to be carefull i could end up in court for poluting the inverament ?

every time i think of taking my x out i canot find an open grave anywhere

11 hours ago, JDP said:

Well Im guessing it was funny, this is all I can see🤔

Perhaps its a country block as the last one posted ok!!!!

intervention ,could this be the hand of god

11 hours ago, Geoff said:

Don't worry Jon, it is just a cartoon showing Pete meeting Gabriel at heavens door and telling him that he can't get in as he has he should have gone down the steps and not up. Geoff. 😉

i will see you down there then Geff 

57 minutes ago, Andy135 said:

You two aren't shy about sharing your opinions are you @JonC and @Saintly Fish?

as ever

been there,

33 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said:

To be fair, your Shimanos would have been just right for what Steve needed. Not great for plaice fishing though 🤣

maybe  not the right place 

1 hour ago, suzook12 said:

Ok guys,

After Thursdays trip, it proved my 12-20lb Greys Toreon is not up to tope in the 40-50lb bracket in a good tide.

So, do I go 20-30lb class or 30-50lb? I like a rod to bend but needs to have some beef too. Going away from Toreons as no longer made, it's difficult to know what to go for. Budget up to around £100 what would you guys suggest?

you took the mick out of my yellow  rod. it would have done the job

it is sad news.Sorry for your loss.

when i was at catering collage, i was part of a exserament on live lobsters.

we took them live,and cooked them live, and many diferent ways vak paking them live frezing them ect then days later eating them.

there was a lot of diferent ways we used

. but in the end cooked fresh was best (live )

fresh turkey

13 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said:

No Pete, not this time. This trip we cannot blame on him. 

are you shore, what about jon c

was andy out with you ? that could exsplain it

welcom nick , you will get all the help you nead on here