Odyssey

Tried the banks all day, go south if you’re trying that

It’s ok, he had a nice wake to navigate through coming out the locks 😉

So first session off Cardiff in over 18 months today. Managed to remember bait and boat keys. Remembered what VHF channel to get out the locks… all this good stuff couldn’t last…. Had a “chat” with the sailing yatch next to me who kept complaining that there was a smell of smoke and diesel fumes and I needed to turn my engines off…. I did, he didn’t believe me as there was still a smell…. I pointed out the even bigger yacht behind him was smoky and told him to speak to them…. He wouldn’t as it was his commodore or something… anyway, he had a lesson that outboards are petrol…. he promptly nearly crashed into me leaving the lock…. Got to love Cardiff clowns 😡 Got to my mark, first cast, birds nest…. Oops! got bait in water, then the plague of rats arrived…. After too many animated turds I moved…. Nexr mark was blonde central, loads of them! A few eels (slimy grey turds) and more dogfish (animated turds). Ended up with a good number of blondes, couple of congers and loads of dogs. Chatting to the other boats in lock it appeared no cod caught… Personally I’m blaming @jonnyswamp for hiding them all. It’s rude not to share so hopefully he’ll be nice and let the rest of us have some! a few pics of my clean boat, rays and a doggie to keep @Andy135 happy…

He’s ok…. Got an awful taste in jokes though 🤣

Sorry folks it’s under powered, you want 100hp min, no elecytronics either….

Well if he catches a few cod from the shore…. Question has to has to be asked about how hard is it to find one from a boat 😉

May do well for a few coddies 🙂 Hope you find a unicorn to put a bit more pressure on some of these south coast members 😉

I’ve done it before…. Forgotten bait, driven back to get bait, left boat key in garage whike collecting bait from garage, driven back to boat realised no key, gone home and sulked 🤣🤣🤣

Well it seems to be going ok, it’s a simple way to pay for this cougar cat for my tuna fishing… I mean I need a bigger boat if I’m going to keep this sushi restaurant going. Factor in the twins that are on the way and you just got to find ways to make money. I’ll follow your advice on Bitcoin next, especially if there are stalkers about 😐

Sorry guys, even by my standards it’s awful 😂😂😂😂

I guess I should of realised that this would happen, what with the OnlyFans I’m running….. Was only a matter of time before I was tracked down…. 😬🤣

Oh I have an idea….. I’d be very sad if it were true…. It’s prob a random nutter, after all like attracts like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My jokes rule…. I’ll have to dig out some more to keep my fan club happy

Hi 👋 o mysterious one! Come and say hi, I’d love to say I live an exciting life but I’m an engineer. Therefore my life is pretty boring…. But hey if you want to read through my ramblings that’s fine. However I’m a nerd so maybe I’m living in a fantasy world…. It’s all part of the metaverse! Don’t be shy, come say hi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow! I’ve got a fan! 😮 I’ll start a new thread now 🙂

No, the boat next to me will, I’ll clear the dogfish out 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve heard it’s quiet up top, so will stay local. Nice tides though abs I’m tempted with E/W

I’m out Saturday, practice run for the cod comp. it’d been nearly 2 years since I’ve done a cod trip… will need to remember how to uptide again 🤣🤣

So lots of reports coming in over the weekend then given the forecast? Whose out? 🙂

I’ve tried to do similar in the past but never had the capital. I plan to save up over winter and invest a bit. That’s unless I get a big boat related bill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mumbles is a good spot 🙂 nice and close to bream and bass from there 🙂

Nice boats then, you in the Marina or launch from the slips? 🙂

There was I thinking it was Brexit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No need to be jealous 😉