Chuck Norris has a secret nephew. He has ginger hair as a family trait but he’s a techy nerd who only catches dogfish so they’ve not spoken in years….. @Andy135
Chuck Norris had a son. He was raised in IOW, but the fish were too scared of him and all swam away so the U.K. government sent him to Australia. He now wrestles kangaroos in the bush, drags sharks ashore with his bare hands and out fishes any Poms he meets. He lives under cover but rumour has his name is…. Jon Da Pom 😮😮😮 ( @JDP)
The fish still haven’t come back fully as they are too scared so the U.K. blame it on over fishing to protect Jons identity