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    Odyssey got a reaction from suzook12 in Boating fails   
    Once I headed into the locks at Cardiff on one of the first trips on Odyssey. 

    It was a windy day abs she catches the wind a lot.... so I thought I’d use my bow thruster to make it easy and glide up to the pontoon to push the boat against the wind (I was about 5ft from the pontoon). 
     
    Only issue was some numpty who had been rewiring the boat had put the bow thruster switch in upside down so whereas I wanted to go towards starboard. I was now heading to port..... it was very graceful glide across the entire side of the lock.... 
    All worked out ok and I mmmm sure it looked like it was intended 🤣🤣🤣
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    Odyssey got a reaction from ever optimistic in Meme of the day (or anything else amusing)   
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in Boating fails   
    Best fail I saw was again in Cardiff....
    It was a busy lock and large cruiser was trying to lock in. The crew were a larger, older couple.... all going well but coming in way too fast. So he slams boat into reverse, whist standing in the door to the cabin so he now starts going backwards. 
     
    Somehow, he managed to inflate his life jacket, which then wedged him in the door unable to move.... he’s now barking instructions to his wife who was trying to push him through the door. 
     
    So he is now going backwards slowly towards lock gates that are starting to close..... he moves through the gap out into the outer harbour. Most of the boats are weak with laugher at this. 
     
    He is then on radio to lock control asking to come back in, they are very definite saying no and advising him not to reverse out of a lock he wanted to be in. He then wanted someone to help deflate his life jacket so that he can move about his boat again.... 
    Moral of the story.... be careful using your life jacket.... and learn how to control the speed of your boat 😉 
  4. Haha
    Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in Boating fails   
    Once I headed into the locks at Cardiff on one of the first trips on Odyssey. 

    It was a windy day abs she catches the wind a lot.... so I thought I’d use my bow thruster to make it easy and glide up to the pontoon to push the boat against the wind (I was about 5ft from the pontoon). 
     
    Only issue was some numpty who had been rewiring the boat had put the bow thruster switch in upside down so whereas I wanted to go towards starboard. I was now heading to port..... it was very graceful glide across the entire side of the lock.... 
    All worked out ok and I mmmm sure it looked like it was intended 🤣🤣🤣
  5. Haha
    Odyssey got a reaction from Saintly Fish in Boating fails   
    Once I headed into the locks at Cardiff on one of the first trips on Odyssey. 

    It was a windy day abs she catches the wind a lot.... so I thought I’d use my bow thruster to make it easy and glide up to the pontoon to push the boat against the wind (I was about 5ft from the pontoon). 
     
    Only issue was some numpty who had been rewiring the boat had put the bow thruster switch in upside down so whereas I wanted to go towards starboard. I was now heading to port..... it was very graceful glide across the entire side of the lock.... 
    All worked out ok and I mmmm sure it looked like it was intended 🤣🤣🤣
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    Odyssey reacted to JDP in How to dispose of expired flares   
    We used to set them off as demonstrations after they had been handed into marine rescue (same as RNLI) however, work cover now doesn't allow us to. So now we play war games with them on a friends remote property, who happens to be high in the police force. 
    Its good to be familiar with how to use them incase China invades !!!!
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in How to dispose of expired flares   
    Coastguard by prior arrangement. 
     
    also try LGS marine. They service liferafts and life jackets as well as sell lifting gear. Costs about £3 per flare from memory 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Geoff in Suggestions for a new boat   
    Legs can be ok if looked after. My boat used to have twin Yamaha legs but after spending 20k to get them fixed and reconditioned he gave up fitted a pod and twin outboards.
    Offshore 25 far better boat than an osprey. Osprey doesn’t have much beam so will roll. You won’t get a good one for 20k thoigh 😞 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from GPSguru in Weather Window   
    Quite nice down here tonight... 3 of us in pub, boat filled with fuel and another 200l in reserve, enough to get me to lands end or Bristol 😅😅
     
    7am lock booked fingers crossed to get out 🙂 Even so, a day off mucking about in boats beats working 🙂 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in Weather Window   
    Quite nice down here tonight... 3 of us in pub, boat filled with fuel and another 200l in reserve, enough to get me to lands end or Bristol 😅😅
     
    7am lock booked fingers crossed to get out 🙂 Even so, a day off mucking about in boats beats working 🙂 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Weather Window   
    Quite nice down here tonight... 3 of us in pub, boat filled with fuel and another 200l in reserve, enough to get me to lands end or Bristol 😅😅
     
    7am lock booked fingers crossed to get out 🙂 Even so, a day off mucking about in boats beats working 🙂 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Geoff in Weather Window   
    Quite nice down here tonight... 3 of us in pub, boat filled with fuel and another 200l in reserve, enough to get me to lands end or Bristol 😅😅
     
    7am lock booked fingers crossed to get out 🙂 Even so, a day off mucking about in boats beats working 🙂 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from GPSguru in Weather Window   
    Toned the swell down now, and significantly smaller once you get past Gower so hopefully with wind and swell and tide following me I can make it home....
    My boat is good in a following sea, its a head sea when you get them over to the roof as she rides bow up most of the time anyway...
    Not a day for stopping off on the reefs for a few mackerel/bass/pollack that’s for sure!
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Josh in Solent   
    Nice cod, I heard there had been quite a few in Solent, more than previous years 🙂 
    Hopefully I can get out in Bristol Channel soon to find some 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from GPSguru in Meme of the day (or anything else amusing)   
    @iowspence 🤔🤔😜😜

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    Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Solent   
    Nice cod, I heard there had been quite a few in Solent, more than previous years 🙂 
    Hopefully I can get out in Bristol Channel soon to find some 
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    Odyssey got a reaction from Dicky in Decal Supplier   
    New improved version....
    Its hand sketched and hopefully a slightly better surface finish on the white of the shark....
     
    Just need to get it scanned and someone get it made 🙄🤔

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    Odyssey got a reaction from suzook12 in Decal Supplier   
    New improved version....
    Its hand sketched and hopefully a slightly better surface finish on the white of the shark....
     
    Just need to get it scanned and someone get it made 🙄🤔

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    Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Weather Window   
    Well weather still looking like it’s half holding for Tuesday.... last chance to to get back for at least a week....
    Strap myself in and ride the swells for 100NM... going to be a long 5-6 hours I think 🤣🤣🤣
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    Odyssey got a reaction from jonnyswamp in Weather Window   
    Let me know how you get on 🙂 
    there’s a comp on Sunday but it’s a monster tide so I may go to Sully
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    Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Decal Supplier   
    New improved version....
    Its hand sketched and hopefully a slightly better surface finish on the white of the shark....
     
    Just need to get it scanned and someone get it made 🙄🤔

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    Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Decal Supplier   
    Yeah I’m not sure they can recreate from a supplied sketch.... 🤔
     
    First draft is attached, currently being recreated by hand ready for submission.... 
    Hoping to have a shark with a blue on top, else it may just be a black outline.... depends on the print people.

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    Odyssey got a reaction from Geoff in Decal Supplier   
    Yeah I’m not sure they can recreate from a supplied sketch.... 🤔
     
    First draft is attached, currently being recreated by hand ready for submission.... 
    Hoping to have a shark with a blue on top, else it may just be a black outline.... depends on the print people.

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    Odyssey got a reaction from Saintly Fish in Decal Supplier   
    Yeah I’m not sure they can recreate from a supplied sketch.... 🤔
     
    First draft is attached, currently being recreated by hand ready for submission.... 
    Hoping to have a shark with a blue on top, else it may just be a black outline.... depends on the print people.

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    Odyssey got a reaction from jonnyswamp in Weather Window   
    Well weather still looking like it’s half holding for Tuesday.... last chance to to get back for at least a week....
    Strap myself in and ride the swells for 100NM... going to be a long 5-6 hours I think 🤣🤣🤣
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