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Odyssey got a reaction from suzook12 in Lift
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number …and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
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Odyssey got a reaction from mick in Lift
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number …and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
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Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in Suggestions for a new boat
Orkney Pilothouse 20 or Day Angler 19 or 21.
Pirate 21 nice boats but can be a bit heavy to trailer but good sea keeping.
Quicksilver 640 another option but a lot of this will depend on your budget
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Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in If money were no object...
Celtic deeps are good....
Those days with no wind but still you got a 2-3m alantic swell rolling in. Cats abs mono hulls roll in that.
Monohull has got me home in a F6 gusting F7.. wasn’t fun but got there 🙂
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Odyssey got a reaction from jonnyswamp in Lift
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number …and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
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Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in If money were no object...
10m cougar with outboards island wheelhouse.
Or 10m Swiftcat, quicker than a cougar.
Cheetah nice boats, need at least a 11m with island wheelhouse to make it work. Then you got to park the thing....
However, an Evo 30 is a hell of a boat 😉
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Odyssey reacted to GPSguru in If money were no object...
Very nice Jon, but I think he means one of these from Breaksea Boats .................however, they do a couple of cabin styles .......................
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Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in Lift
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number …and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
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Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Meme of the day (or anything else amusing)
Sorry Spence 😢
I fish for cod because they taste nice with Chips 🙂
I used to live the Midlands and was tempted with Pike and Carp.... so I harbour a dark secret too 😱😱
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Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in Angling to be allowed in England during November lockdown
TBH, the marinas in South Wales are local authority owned and set the bye laws for waterways etc.
Swansea Marina and barrage owned by Swansea council.
Cardiff bay barrage is controlled by harbour authority.
Mikford Marina is owned by Milford haven port authority who also set the bye-laws for the haven.
They are not as likely to push government advice unlike private marinas who need to make money
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Odyssey got a reaction from Andy135 in LED deck lights / work lights
AAAWeb will have proper stuff.
They are used on work boats, similar price to force4.
Ive got flood lights for my deck, in winter Injsed to fish exclusively at night from September to March as I’d know I’d get the good marks and not need to share the cod shoals. When doing this I’d only use a head torch.
Be careful installing a light house on the back of you’re fishing close to port or inshore. You’ll blank out out navigation lights for other users
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Odyssey got a reaction from Geoff in What's your favourite fish to catch?
Sharks, coz it’s a waiting game. When that ratchet goes is it a monster or a tiddker, gets that adrelelin going.
After that, Mr Cod, you get that slack liner on your uotider, wind like hell and get that lovely nodding feeling on the end. Goes well with chips too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Odyssey got a reaction from Geoff in Cod baits
Small cod use worm baits with squid.
However, on a number of occasions I have caught more cod than other boats and most on the boat using a bit of bluey as well. This works especially well when the sprats are in the channel. The 4 doubles I caught last year were all on worm/Squid/bluey.
for the big girls, nothing beats a live whiting. Fish it on a sleeper rod downtiding, especially over slack water
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Odyssey reacted to GPSguru in Profile photos: upload yours soon
Optional my arse ............... I couldn’t get past it today, without uploading a picture ................ also there is no option to be able to use a URL for the picture ...........
If you are not careful we will call you 'Nick' ..............😂 ........... Oh Dear ...............🤣
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Odyssey got a reaction from GPSguru in Boat sound systems/Music on board
It’s old that’s why it was cheap.
innever buy new unless I can help it as I’m a tightwad 🤣🤣
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Odyssey got a reaction from iowspence in Show us yer dog!
It’s actually Emma’s dog, I’ve just stolen Daisy mwahahahahah 😁😁😁😁
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Odyssey got a reaction from JDP in Show us yer dog!
It’s actually Emma’s dog, I’ve just stolen Daisy mwahahahahah 😁😁😁😁
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