Popular Post Tony smith Posted April 26, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2021 Bloke walks into a bar with a dog Dog jump up to the bar and says two pints of larger and two packets of Crisps please barman The Barman says that’s amazing how long has your dog talked like that. The owner said he don’t just talk you can ask him anything. The Barman says to the dog what’s your name. Dog replies Barney The barman says what’s 16 + 16 Dog replies 32 The barman says what’s the best fish to catch in the sea. Dog replies Conger Eel they are the only fish that can swim backwards. (sorry lads couldn’t resist that😂😂) So the barman says I will put him to the test here’s £20 go to the bookies and put it on a horse called Offshore Outlaws 3pm at Newbury 3 hour goes by and the dog hasn’t returned so the owner and the barman go to look for the dog as they turn the corner up a dark alley they saw Barney on another dog going hell for leather. The owner shouts Barney come here you’ve never done this before the dog replies I NEVER HAD THE BLOODY MONEY BEFORE 🤣 suzook12, Geoff, jonnyswamp and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 9/10 for that, especially the conger and Offshore Outlaws bits 🤣👍 Tony smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Very good, I shall nick that 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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