Andy135 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal's skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on. They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "And it was shot with a .22 rifle". He was right! The others could not believe it and the argument was even hotter than before. When someone suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another round. So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion." Fingering the bullet hole, he added, "The rifle was a .308." He was right again! This only made the crowd more curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I didn't get into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?" His wife replied angrily, "From me!" "What did I do?" he asked. She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand inside my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, 'Skunk, killed with an axe!'" suzook12, Geoff, GPSguru and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 👎🏻🤫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share Posted August 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said: 👎🏻🤫 Well at least Zook found it funny 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Andy135 said: Well at least Zook found it funny 😋 Yeah but he’s from Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Much better 7/10 Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 23 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: 👎🏻🤫 Oh come that was funny. and i`m not from Norfolk. born in Suffolk. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 19 minutes ago, mick said: Oh come that was funny. and i`m not from Norfolk. born in Suffolk. Yeah but it’s close enough.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 16 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: Yeah but it’s close enough.. But they can`t reach us as we built a fence. Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 13 hours ago, mick said: But they can`t reach us as we built a fence. We let you build it!! Then we dug a trench the other side to keep the swampies out!! mick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted August 25, 2021 Author Share Posted August 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, JonC said: Andy? Jon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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