jonnyswamp Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Bowie: why so sad Bing? Bing: My inflatable butt has gone flat. B: You need my rubber bum pump? Bing: Rubber bum pump? B: Rubber bum pump. Geoff, jetty jumper, suzook12 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 I shamelessly lifted it from Twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted December 22, 2021 Author Share Posted December 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Andy135 said: No way, its a classic And you can do one too (1, 2) gps! Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 I don't get it?🤷🏻♂️😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted December 22, 2021 Author Share Posted December 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said: I don't get it?🤷🏻♂️😬 Listen to "little drummer boy" by Bing Crosby and David Bowie You're not that young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 12 hours ago, jonnyswamp said: I shamelessly lifted it from Twitter You should have left it there! Geoff. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 25 minutes ago, jonnyswamp said: Listen to "little drummer boy" by Bing Crosby and David Bowie You're not that young I know the tune, just thought there was something deeper and funnier about it that I was missing. obviously not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 I’d just like to pass over my crown to @jonnyswamp….. 😉 Geoff, Andy135 and Saintly Fish 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Odyssey said: I’d just like to pass over my crown to @jonnyswamp….. 😉 One foul joke does not make a king. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said: I don't get it?🤷🏻♂️😬 What bloody shell have you lived under all of your life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, GPSguru said: What bloody shell have you lived under all of your life ? I don't listen to crap like that Ian, I'm not as old as you! 🤣 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said: I don't listen to crap like that Ian, I'm not as old as you! 🤣 You can hardly escape crap like that at this time of year - it's everywhere! GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 17 minutes ago, Andy135 said: You can hardly escape crap like that at this time of year - it's everywhere! Not on LBC it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 42 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said: I don't listen to crap like that Ian, I'm not as old as you! 🤣 Being as you probably came into this country with your trouser rolled up to the knees, I expect this is your xmas tunes 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 27 minutes ago, GPSguru said: Being as you probably came into this country with your trouser rolled up to the knees, I expect this is your xmas tunes 🤣 Ahhhhhhh, takes me back to the home land. GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 11 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: Ahhhhhhh, takes me back to the home land. We can only hope....... 🤣 GPSguru and Andy135 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 8 hours ago, suzook12 said: We can only hope....... 🤣 That's a bit rude 😩 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said: That's a bit rude 😩 Only a bit? Hmmmm, funny that, my old school reports used to say "Must try harder" as well 🤣 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 56 minutes ago, suzook12 said: Only a bit? Hmmmm, funny that, my old school reports used to say "Must try harder" as well 🤣 Where's my bracket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: Where's my bracket? On top of the saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 hour ago, JonC said: What about the power handle? Two busy playing with tractors I recon. Haven't had chance to touch that either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, suzook12 said: Haven't had chance to touch that either What the power handles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captin slows old outlaw Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 heaven help me , i just don't get it. hand pump.??? it must be one of those jocks you get out of cheep xmas crackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 5 hours ago, captin slows old outlaw said: heaven help me , i just don't get it. hand pump.??? it must be one of those jocks you get out of cheep xmas crackers Keep up Pete - don't let the seniors down. I seem to remember the the power handle was for a fishing reel, but I will admit it was a little while ago now. Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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