Odyssey Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 (edited) Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Edited November 20, 2020 by Odyssey It’s Friday, it’s been a long week and still no boating has driven me round the bend 🤣 suzook12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headlight Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 The boating unfriendly weather getting you down Luke 😂 Odyssey and GPSguru 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, Odyssey said: Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." That is truly terrible... 2.5 out of 10, and that's being generous. Suggest you sit in a quiet corner and have a think about what you've done. Odyssey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Andy135 said: That is truly terrible... 2.5 out of 10, and that's being generous. Suggest you sit in a quiet corner and have a think about what you've done. I was going to put a disclaimer in there as worst joke of 2020 🤣🤣🤣 Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Kinell Luke Andy135 and Odyssey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Odyssey and Andy135 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Ffs Luke that’s the worst 💩 joke ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said: Ffs Luke that’s the worst 💩 joke ever. Zook gave it a haha 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, Odyssey said: Zook gave it a haha 😁 Yeah but @suzook12is a guy that’s easily pleased. So he don’t count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 That's untrue fisty an you know it...... I'm just speshul!! 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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