Popular Post Saintly Fish Posted November 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2020 IRISH ALZHEIMER'S Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all." With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, he?" Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left my hat. Geoff, Andy135, jonnyswamp and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 On 11/30/2020 at 7:47 PM, jonnyswamp said: 7 Worth more. 9. Geoff. Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captin slows old outlaw Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 i will give it 9 Geoff and Saintly Fish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 On 12/2/2020 at 12:25 PM, Geoff said: Worth more. 9. Geoff. It was first time around Geoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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