Odyssey Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!” "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.” The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner." He never heard the gunshot. Geoff, Andy135 and ever optimistic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Very good! 8/10 for that. Defintely not a Dad joke 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 9/10 for that one 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Have to agree with FS this time - 9/10. Geoff.☺️ Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 8/10 but only coz I heard it years ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 Woo!! I’m moved off bottom of the table now 😁😁😁😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Odyssey said: Woo!! I’m moved off bottom of the table now 😁😁😁😁😁 Yeah, but don't get too excited. You've got quite some catching up to do... 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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